SlowpokeBlog

Just as I expected, the media spin seems to be that Bush was much improved in this debate because he didn't make funny faces. The line is that he seemed much more composed.

This, of course, is total crap. Winky, blinky, wimpy Chimpy was just as idiotic -- dare I say, even more embarrassing to watch than during the first debate. I mean, my God, there was a treasure trove of Bushisms in those 90 minutes!

I wasn't happy when we found out there wasn't weapons

I hear there's rumors on the Internets...

And what my worry is is that, you know, it looks like it's from Canada, and it might be from a third world. (Drugs from outer space? Who knew?)

What happens in those forests, because of lousy federal policy, is they grow to be -- they are not -- they're not harvested.

That's why I proposed a hydrogen automobile -- hydrogen-generated automobile.

I guess you'd say I'm a good steward of the land. (Not technically a Bushism, just an incredible display of chutzpah)

This is different from saying, "OK, let me incent you to go on the government."

And after Kerry explained that the partial-birth abortion ban did not make an exception for the life of the mother, Bush just said:

And he was given a chance to vote, and he voted no. And that's just the way it is. That's a vote. It came right up. It's clear for everybody to see. And as I said: You can run but you can't hide the reality.

What a fucking bastard.