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I know complaining about Hummers is somewhat old hat nowadays, but this just got my goat.

Last night I watched a Hummer H2 pull into the parking lot of Whole Foods. The license plate, spelled out, read "Hummer for Me." They parked in a handicapped space right in front of the store, yet it was clear that no one was handicapped (I looked for the symbol on the license plate and in the front window, but did not see one). The people that emerged from the vehicle were a tanned, middle-aged white couple, both wearing lime green pastel clothing, who looked as Republican as the day is long.

You know, if you're going to be that big a selfish jerkwad, you don't deserve to shop at an organic grocery store. You don't deserve the benefits of healthful farming practices which your side has tried to subvert. If you don't care about global warming or believe in science or have any awareness of the consequences of your actions, you deserve a bucket of lard laced with PCBs and mercury.

Which reminds me: if you haven't watched "Store Wars" yet, check it out.