At last, the cartoon featuring condoms that I promised a couple weeks ago. It started with a NY Times article about the Calvin Klein marketing campaign; the emoticondoms sprang to mind pretty quickly, and I was pleasantly surprised to find the term yielded no hits on Google. Any aspiring entrepreneurs out there who feel like manufacturing these, feel free to contact me about royalties.

The Bluetooth vibrators, as I just found out, are another story. I should have known that this sort of thing has been in the works for a while. This particular field of technology even has a name, which I hereby declare to be my favorite word of all time: teledildonics. You can read all about teledildonics here (not safe for work, albeit not egregiously so). Scroll down to view the rather amusing Sinulator control panel and the absolutely terrifying-looking Thrillhammer. Hat tip to reader Charles for the info.

I hope at least some of you geeks out there appreciated the l33t gag. If you haven't heard of leet, you can read the sprawling Wikipedia entry here. A variety of leet translators such as this one are available online.

In conclusion, I would just like to say teledildonics, teledildonics, teledildonics.