Cartoon tags: Fox News, Bill O'Reilly, media, bias, 2006 elections, republicans, congressional page, Mark Foley, scandals, Karl Rove, Orwellian, historical revisionism, lies, homeland security, political ads, negative advertising, campaign, television, tv, smear, slander

Two-Party Monte (or, "R2D II") TRUE: On Bill O'Reilly's show, Republican pederast Mark Foley was incorrectly identified as a Democrat three times. [[CROX NEWS: showing former congressman Mark Foley (D-FL)]]

This gives Karl Rove an idea... Karl Rove; I know how to win the elections... we'll convince the public that DEMOCRATS have been running the country. Heeheehee... SQUEEEAL! [[Rove is standing in front of a chart showing Bush's approval ratings plummeting from "ubermensch" to "he'll do" to "putz" to "should be buried under Yucca Mountain"]]

[[Pundits arguing on the set of CROX NEWS talk show]] The re-education process begins... Mr. Perkins as flaming conservative; The Democrats have failed to capture Bin Laden, started a disastrous was in Iraq that only made terrorism worse, and wanted to give homeland security funding to an Arkansas BEAN FEST! It's time to put the Republicans back in charge! Wimpy Democrat; But -- but -- they HAVE BEEN! Mr. Perkins; HISTORICAL REVSIONIST!

[[Couple on couch watching TV]] TV; Tired of scandals, reckless spending and endless war? It's time to take our country back! Vote MOE KRUPT, Republican for Senate! Woman on couch: Hm. I could've sworn-- Dude on couch: TAKE THE COUNTRY BACK! YEAH!

{{2006 Congressional elections}}