Augusta National Golf Club still refuses to admit women. Which makes us wonder... what are the menfolk hiding in there?

Men's movement support groups "My wife laughed at my golf teddy!" "There, there."

"Tee & A" night DEBBIE DOES ST. ANDREWS "Get into the rough, baby!" "Fore!"

Plain old crusty codgerdom "I tell you, everything has gone downhill since the suffragettes prevailed." "I miss bustles!"