The frozen pizza industry successfully fought a rule requiring that school lunch pizza actually contain a significant amount of tomato paste to count as a veggie. What's next in THE WAR ON VEGETABLES

Finding ways to remove nutrients from food "We should stop looking for handouts from the food we eat."

Formation of the Grease Party "The founding fathers loved cheesy fries!"

Gardening criminalized "Step away from the hydroponic tomatoes and come out with your hands up!" "But -- but -- they're medicinal!"

Mass veggie burning "My kids won't be exposed to this filth!"