Cartoon tags: cigarettes, warning labels, FDA, John Boehner, orange, frozen dinners, food, indie rock, music, Bush tax cuts, taxes
The FDA recently unveiled new graphic warning labels for cigarettes. But why stop there? Here are a few more deserving products.John Boehner - WARNING: Staring too long at my fluorescent orange skin may sear your retinas.
Frozen Entrees - Kinda Italian Microwavable Insta-Pasta - WARNING: May cause you to wonder why you couldn't even muster the effort to boil noodles, leading to existential despair.
Contemprary Indie Rock - The Quiet Little Baby Foxes "Songs to Wear Sweaters To" WARNING: May cause loss of verve, inability to "get down."
Any Bill Extending the Bush Tax Cuts For Top Incomes - WARNING: May cause descendants to write books belittling you (Shown: The Dumbest Generation: Thanks A Lot, A-holes!")